Targets & Tits
Bucks mission brief
Targets & Tits is crafted for Bucks crews who want recoil, rivalry and ridiculous amounts of temptation all in one hit. You kick off at our clay shooting club, where the warm-up exposes who is a secret sharpshooter and who should not be trusted with a Nerf gun. The competition fires up fast, egos wobble, and the lads roar like a firing squad. Then it is off to our craft beer bar for schooners and mains that hit harder than the bragging. The buck gets his bonus pour because we crown our groom properly. Your finale erupts at our strip club with a VIP booth, drinks and roaming stunners. Does anything beat a day that mixes marksmanship with mischief this perfectly?
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$329.00 per person, based on 12 attendees.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!Give a bloke a shotgun, and he either becomes a god or a liability. Targets & Tits reveals exactly which one he is! Loudly, publicly and with zero chance of denial. This package is the Brisbane send-off for blokes who want to blast clays out of the sky, smash schooners like champions and finish the night surrounded by temptation in its purest form. It is chaos, recoil, beer and bare skin stitched together into one unapologetic My Ultimate masterpiece.
Your mission fires up at our clay shooting club, the battleground where egos go to live or die. The lads step in for their briefing, gear up and suddenly think they are starring in their own action film. You begin with a warm-up round to see who can actually hit a target and who just loudly claims they can. Then the competition begins. Twenty targets delivered through singles, doubles and surprise angles that roll out in one glorious onslaught. Every trigger pull echoes through the range as the boys roar, argue and slap each other on the back like they have just won Olympic gold! The buck takes his shot, misses spectacularly, blames the wind, and the lads never let him forget it! This is where Bonds-level heroes and chaotic clowns are born, and both are glorious.
Once the final clay explodes and the rivalry hits boiling point, it is time to reload in a new way. Our craft beer bar awaits with your reserved seating ready the moment your crew arrives. You do not wander or wait or hover awkwardly near strangers’ tables because you walk straight in like the room was built for you. You march straight in, and your schooners land like a reward ceremony. The lads dive into their chosen mains, whether it is a burger stacked like a tower of hunger, tacos with attitude, a parmi built to knock you out or a pizza that exists purely to silence complaints. The buck scores his bonus schooner because when My Ultimate Bucks spoils the groom, we do it loudly enough for every table around you to notice.
And then the night drops the hammer. Your final stop is our finest strip club, a four-level palace of sin glowing like a beacon for men who want one last taste of pre-marriage mischief. Complimentary entry sweeps your crew past the queues, because blokes who just spent an afternoon firing weapons do not line up for anything. Your VIP booth is cordoned off exclusively for your group, ready like a throne room built to handle dangerous levels of confidence. Drinks arrive fast. Roaming stunners glide through the room with that magnetic danger that makes grown men forget words. Dancers take the stage as lights hit and temptation floods the floor.
And the buck? He breaks perfectly and predictably. Every story from the day gets retold louder and far less accurately than it happened. And you? You orchestrated it. You created the chaos, earned the glory and deserve every pat on the back the lads will give you!
Targets & Tits is a curated rise from clay-smashing madness to craft beer glory to the kind of after-dark heat that leaves the buck ruined in the best possible way. It is wild, filthy and iconic. And it is the kind of send-off that becomes folklore for everyone lucky enough to be there.
To lock in the Brisbane Bucks night that fires on all cylinders, call us on 1300 339 734 or reach out through Our Contact Form to check availability availability before another group aims for your weekend. Only one crew gets to pull the trigger on this package at a time, and the buck will never forgive you if someone else takes the shot first!