Paintball and Paddles
Bucks mission brief
Paintball and Paddles smashes two Bucks essentials together: battle and beer! The lads take to the paintball fields with full equipment and 550 shots each to unleash absolute carnage. After declaring a very questionable winner, your crew rides in comfort inside our private My Ultimate van to a brewery tour loaded with beer samples plus wings, burgers and pizzas, while your very own tour expert keeps every moment fun. And the buck gets celebrated as if he dominated even if he was the canvas, not the artist. We proudly encourage the propaganda!
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$349.00 per person, based on 12 attendees.
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All of your package customisations will show up right here!Let other Bucks groups sip politely because your lads are here to declare war in neon colours and then baptise themselves in cold beer! Paintball and Paddles is chaos served cold and poured twice. This is the Brisbane Bucks showdown that hands the lads markers, ammo and permission to settle every old argument in glorious colour before rewarding the survivors with beer paddles and bragging rights. It is the ultimate collision of paint and pints. A battle followed by a brew. A war followed by a wobble. And it is exactly the kind of double act a proper send-off deserves!
Your saga begins on our paintball battlefields, where the lads gear up with fusion goggles, body armour, combat suits, US-spec markers and enough ammo to turn even the quietest mate into a menace. Each bloke receives 550 paintballs to prove once and for all who is the sniper, who is the runner and who folds like a daisy under fire. And if you really want to elevate the chaos, dress the buck in the brightest chicken costume you can find so he becomes the easiest target in Brisbane. Shots land, some egos shatter, and one mate hides behind a tree for 15 minutes pretending it is strategy. Is there a more iconic duo than bruised egos and cold beer? We have never seen one! Nothing spikes the vibe like lighting up your mates with colourful ammunition in a competition that makes everyone forget they are adults!
Then the battlefield smoke clears and the brewery chapter begins.
Your crew is escorted into our private air-conditioned My Ultimate van, where the laughter starts again, mostly at whoever lost most spectacularly. You are taken straight to our brewery tour, where burgers, pizzas and wings land like medals of honour for the war-weary. Each dish pairs perfectly with the beer paddles waiting for your crew, and trust us when we say the confidence returns fast once the pints start flowing. Our My Ultimate Tour Expert guides the lads through the brewing process without ever slipping into that boring lecture tone you dread. This is beer education the Bucks way: short, loud and always ending with a drink in hand! Is there a better combination than beer and bragging about battle wounds?
The breweries keep pouring. The boys keep debating who actually won. The buck claims victory even though the evidence says otherwise. And if the lads are not ready to call it a night, simply tell your My Ultimate Bucks Consultant, and we will hit you up with complimentary nightclub entry so the celebration rolls on with no slowdown!
Paintball and Paddles is the Brisbane Bucks day that blasts boredom off the map and replaces it with a kaleidoscope of chaos and cold beer. It is competitive. It is indulgent. It is victory-fuelled from start to finish!
If the buck deserves a send-off with bruises, beers and bragging rights, this is the way to do it! Call us on 1300 339 734 or drop your details through Our Contact Form, and we will suit your lads up for the chaos. Act fast because the only thing worse than getting hit in the ribs at point blank is letting someone talk the group into a boring plan.